Hey AOC: You Want FDR? You Got It.

My kids—particularly my daughter—are currently obsessed with Aladdin. Not the 2019 remake, but the 90s version in all its animated glory. So, as you might imagine, I’ve got the songs and the script coursing through my head on repeat. I found myself hearing Aladdin’s voice in my head this last week, oddly enough in relation…

You Know What? You Can Leave.

There’s a viral video that surfaced recently of a hockey coach having a chat with the team before a game. He tells the players that if they planned to use hockey as a platform to protest our country or Canada (as other sports have done), they could see themselves out. Or rather, as he put…

Truth or Dare: VA Edition

Remember playing truth or dare? You know, that stupid game (that refuses to die, apparently) clearly created by some sick psycho who really had it out for us shy kids who hated to be called on in class, let alone be put on the spot with some wildly embarrassing truth or some equally embarrassing dare.…

The Irony of the Shutdown Outrage

If You Disagree with President Trump and Yet You’re Mad About the Effects of the Shutdown, You’re A Hypocrite. My family and I traveled a grand total of 6,086 air miles roundtrip to see relatives abroad for the holidays. We stood through four airport security checkpoints (that’s a whole ‘nother story), and picked up more…